Snow White And The 6 Ugly B*stards!

Poor Snow White, hated by her aunt, the wicked Queen Chlamydia and desired by the Queen’s evil henchman Herpes.

Will Snow White be able to survive her coming of age and become the most beautiful woman in the kingdom?

Or will the foolish Widdles and his mother Dame Dixie Normous along side the dashing Prince be able to save the day? The answer lies deep in the Dogging Woods where six mysterious men live in a secluded cottage.

Full of music and madness, this show takes the traditional pantomime and turns it on its head!

This show is suitable for over 18’s only. It contains bad language and sexual references and is not for the easily offended.

Snow White An Adult Pantomime script available for licensing.

CAST AND CHARACTERS

Snow White
Beautiful and innocent, unaware of her aunt’s jealousy.
Queen Chlamydia
Snow White’s wicked aunt, obsessed with being the most beautiful in the lands, truly wicked.
Herpes The Henchman
Queen Chlamydia’s right hand man, a little stupid but sleazy and evil, although not very brave.
Dame Dixie Normous
The house keeper at the palace, sex mad, kind at heart and did I say sex mad?
Widdles
Dame Dixie Normous’s stupid son, a lovely young man and he fancies Snow White.
Prince Cumhard
The prince from the next kingdom who Queen Chlamydia must have, Snow White’s love interest.
The Mirror Of Truth
Chlamydia’s magic mirror that always tells the truth.
Campy - Ugly Bastard
As gay as can be, the dwarf in charge
Sleazy - Ugly Bastard
Sleazy but underneath a kind man happy to help anyone out.
Wanky - Ugly Bastard
Often vanishing for a little me-time and owns plenty of objects to help him along.
Tranny - Ugly Bastard
He just loves his heels, make up and wigs.
Alcey - Ugly Bastard
Enjoys a tipple of whisky, vodka, gin, rum, brandy…
Doobie - Ugly Bastard
Always stoned and relaxed.

Scene Breakdown

Act 1

Scene 1
The Mirror Chamber

We meet Queen Chlamydia and Herpes, where The Mirror Of Truth gives Chlamydia some very bad news. An evil plot is born.
Scene 2
Deep In The Dogging Woods

Will Herpes be able to carry out Queen Chlamydia’s evil plan? We meet the Ugly Bastards for the first time.
Scene 3
The Mirror Chamber

Queen Chlamydia is very angry and she sets plan B in motion.
Scene 4
The Bastards Cottage

Deep in the woods, Snow Whites hides in the Bastards’ Cottage. What will happen if she is discovered? Will her evil aunt’s latest plan work?

Act 1

Scene 1
The Bastards Cottage

With Snow White in a coma, who will save her? Can the Ugly Bastards keep her alive?
Scene 2
Deeps In The Dogging Woods

Now is not the time to stop for a rest as the hung ghost is hunting carnal delights.
Scene 3
The Mirror Chamber

Once again, Chlamydia is angered, but the mirror does come up with a solution to save the day.
Scene 4
The Bastards Cottage

Will evil win? Will good prevail? Will the Prince be able to wake Snow White?
Scene 5 - Community Song
The Mirror Chamber

It’s sing along time!
Scene 6 - Walkdown
The Mirror Chamber

Finale!