Dick And His Cat!
The true story of Dick Whittington!
Poor Dick, run out of his village for putting his penis in the local nutter’s wife, heads off with his trusty cat, Dom, to the big city of London to seek a better future, he has never seen Eastenders!
Seeking employment as a security guard at the Alderman Fitztightly store, Dick comes to the attention of the nasty pimp, King Rat!
Dick’s journey, aided by Dame Betty Swallocks, her stupid son Jack and Fairy of the Bellend, will see him travel far across the seas to seek his fortune.
Will Dick be able to save the Alderman’s business and also win the hand of the beautiful Alice Fitztightly? Will King Rat be defeated or will his plans of opening the city’s biggest brothel prevail?
Dick Whittington adult pantomime script available for licensing.
CAST AND CHARACTERS
Dick Whittington
Bit of a Jack the lad, nice guy, falls in love with Alice Fitztighly.
Dom Cat
Dick Whittington’s cat, Dom, a very sexy female dominatrix cat, takes no nonsense has a bit of an attitude.
Dame Betty Swallocks
The panto Dame. Flirty and dirty, a little crude at times, heart of gold, she gives the Alderman sexual favours.
Jack Swallocks
Betty’s son, the show fool, naive, stupid and always horny, fancies everything.
Alice Fitztightly
Young, beautiful, very innocent and the love interest for Dick. King Rat is desperate for Alice to work for him in his London brothel.
Alderman Fitztightly
The Lord Mayor of London, a bit stupid and stutters a lot, his business is failing and he can do little about it. Very protective of his daughter Alice.
King Rat
London’s biggest pimp, wants to change the Fitztightly warehouse into a massive brothel, evil and scheming.
King Rat's Whore
King Rat’s top girl, ideal for a dancer, no lib.
Fairy Of The Bellend
The good Fairy looking out for Dick and trying to beat King Rat.
Sultan Of Morocco
The ruler of Morocco, willing to give a fortune to whoever can rid the Royal Palace from a plague of rats. Can be doubled with Fairy Of The Bellend.
Mustapha Whoreortwo
Can be doubled with the King Rat actor. King Rat’s cousin and the pimp of Morocco, also traffics whores back to London. Looking to rule Morocco by running the Sultan away with a plague of rats. Nasty evil man.
Sultan's Page
A small part that can be doubled up with Alice Fitztighly, the Sultan’s right hand person.
Local Hardman
The local nutter that runs Dick out of his village, very few lines. Can played by Alderman Fitztightly’s actor.
Chorus/Villagers
A few people to make up the villagers as Dick leaves, also the Moroccan people.
Scene Breakdown
Act 1
Scene 1 - Prologue
The Road To London
The Good Fairy and King Rat meet. An evil plan is discovered.
Scene 2
The Road To London
Dick is run out of his village by the local nutter, so he decides to seek his fortune in London.
Scene 3
Kitchen Of Fitztightly Stores
Dick gains employment for Alderman Fitztightly (yes it does), but will things work out for the good?
Scene 4 - The Morning After
Kitchen Of Fitztightly Stores
A robbery is discovered, Dick and Dom barely escape.
Scene 5
The Road Back To The Village
On the way home, Dick makes a potentially life changing decision.
Act 2
Scene 1
Sultan’s Palace
After arriving in Morocco, will our friends be able to earn their fortune?
Scene 2 - The Morning After
Sultan’s Palace
The group heads back to London full of optimism.
Scene 3
Kitchen Of Fitztightly Stores
King Rat’s plan is close to fruition, but will Dick be able to save the day?
Scene 4 - Community Song
Kitchen Of Fitztightly Stores
Sing along time!
Scene 5 - Walkdown
Sultan’s Palace
Finale!
