Most Definitely Not Disney's Aladdin

The Evil Abanazer wants to get his hands on a magical, mystical lamp hidden high in the mountains. The only problem being the cave that hides the lamp will not open to an evil old man. So Abanazer tricks a young man called Aladdin into retrieving the lamp for him so he can become the most powerful man in all of China.

Aladdin, his brother Widdles, and their mother Dame Wishee Wanky do their best to stop the evil plot and along the way Aladdin vows to win the hand of Princess Jasmine.

This show is packed full of laughs, magic, music and very crude jokes.

Aladdin adult pantomime script available for licensing.

CAST AND CHARACTERS

Aladdin
The hero of the story. A nice kind boy, the son of Widow Wanky. In love with Princess Jasmine, but they have to hide the love from her father.
Princess Jasmine
A sweet young girl, in love with Aladdin, daughter of the Emperor of China.
Widow Wanky
The dame and owner of the Peking laundry. A poor working class lady with a heart of gold. Completely sex mad!
Winky Wanky
The fool of the show, Aladdin’s younger and dumber brother, always bickering with his mother. Obsessed with So-Shi.
So-Shi
Princess Jasmine’s companion, naive and innocent and Jasmine’s voice of reason.
Emperor Of China
A bit of a puffed up buffoon, thinks he is clever than he actually is, also aware his daughter is in love with Aladdin, but he will not allow it.
Abanazer
The villain of the show, over the top evil, he has made a plan to marry Jasmine and become the ruler of China. He is also very sleazy.
Genie Of The Lamp
A powerful being that serves who ever has let him free from the lamp, played really camp.
Slut Of The Ring
A magical being, not as powerful as the genie, but has vast knowledge and lives in a ring.
Officer Dill
One half of the bumbling comedy duo, a very incompetent police officer.
Officer Doe
The other half of the comedy duo, an equally inept police officer.

Scene Breakdown

Act 1

Scene 1 - Prologue
Peking Market

Abanazer sets his evil plan to take over the world in motion.
Scene 2
Peking Market

Aladdin is being chased by Officers Dill and Doe once again. Will he avoid capture?
Scene 3
Peking Market – 11pm

Aladdin and Jasmine secretly meet for a late night booty call, but will their fun be spoiled?
Scene 4
Wanky’s Laundry

Abanazer and Aladdin set off on a trek high up into the mountains.
Scene 5
Outside The Cave

Arriving outside the cave, Abanazer summons a magical being to help them with their quest.
Scene 6
Inside The Cave

Aladdin, trapped in a dank smelly cave with no way out, stumbles across an old dusty lamp. What will happen when he rubs the shaft?

Act 2

Scene 1
Peking Market

Fresh from their holidays, the Wankys return and there is a wedding to plan.
Scene 2
Inside The Cave

Once again, Aladdin finds himself trapped in the cave, this time with no magic lamp to help him escape.
Scene 3
Peking Palace

Wedding plans are still afoot, but with the groom hated by all, will Jasmine actually be forced to marry Abanazer?
Scene 4 - Community Song
Peking Palace

It’s sing along time!
Scene 5 - Walkdown
Peking Palace

Finale!