Cinderella And The Two Ugly Slags

Poor Cinders is bullied by her two ugly Stepsisters, Vee and Dee, and her wicked stepmother, Chlamydia; her father, Baron Hardon, is powerless to help her!

She has two friends in the world, the gormless Buttons who really wants to get into her knickers, and her Fairy Gaymother who watches over her!

Prince Cockstiff is looking for bride and, to meet all the ladies in the land, he throws a lavish ball!

Will Cinders make it the ball? Will the two Ugly Slags ruin her life? Will Baron Hardon grow a pair and tell his wife to piss off?

Cinderella adult pantomime script available for licensing.

CAST AND CHARACTERS

Cinderella
A truly innocent beautiful young girl, treated as a serving maid by her steps sisters and wicked step mother, she never complains and is a little naive
Buttons
The footman at Hardon Hall, totally abused by the Ugly Slags and their mother, a loveable rogue who adores Cinders. Buttons is quick to jibe back but still knows his place
Vee
One half of the Ugly Slags, a real man-eating nasty piece of work, hoping to shag her way through the audience and with her sister spend all the Baron’s money on clothes and beauty treatments.
Dee
The other Ugly Slag, again men and their sexual conquest is her life’s goal, she treats Cinders like shit.
Syphilis
Cinders’ wicked stepmother, a real nasty creature, bullies her husband, Cinders and Buttons constantly.
Baron Hardon
Bumbling fool, loves his daughter, scared of his wife and his two stepdaughters, and after drinking some liquid viagra… well you can image!
Prince Cockstiff
The prince is a nice man, looking for a bride as he is sick of all the shallow celebrity sex he has been having.
Fairy Gaymother
Cinders’ Fairy Godmother, popping up now and then to save the day.
Servants 1&2
Serving drinks at the Prince’s ball, can be doubled up with the Baron and Buttons, very few lines.

Scene Breakdown

Act 1

Scene 1
Kitchen Of Hardon Hall

Vee and Dee return from a shopping trip and on their return go right back to bullying Cinders. Buttons is excited as his plant food has arrived.
Scene 2
In The Dogging Woods

Cinders meets a lovely stranger while out collecting wood, but will the two Ugly Slags find what they desire in the Dogging Woods?
Scene 3
Kitchen Of Hardon Hall

After an announcement, excitement runs through Hardon Hall, the Uglies and their mother Syphilis get invited to the ball!
Scene 4
Kitchen Of Hardon Hall

After the horrible Uglies tear up Cinders’ invite. Buttons sets about cheering Cinders up.

Act 2

Scene 1
The Ballroom

The lavish ball is in full swing when a beautiful secretive guest arrives to throw a spanner in the works for the Uglies.
Scene 2
Kitchen Of Hardon Hall

The day after the ball and news is spreading that the Prince will marry the person the glass slipper fits.
Scene 3 - Community Song
Hardon Hall Kitchen

Sing along time!
Scene 4 - Walkdown
The Ballroom

Finale!