Sleeping With Beauty!

Filled with rage the Evil Fairy Fanny Fart, vows to get her revenge on the King and Queen, who banished her to life in the Dogging Woods. A plan to kill Princess Beauty is hatched.

Fast forward twenty one years and it’s Beauty’s birthday. A handsome young Prince is on his way to the celebrations, when he is unwittingly involved in Fanny Farts evil plot.

With Beauty now under an evil spell, Dame Dotty Cumdump and her stupid son fiddles set off to find Fanny Flutter to see if she can help.

Sleeping With Beauty, An Adult Pantomime script available for licensing.

CAST AND CHARACTERS

Princess Beauty - Principal Girl
Unaware of the curse hanging over her, then spends most of the show asleep.
Prince Cunnilingus - Principle Boy
Invited to to Beauty’s birthday bash, before being tricked into helping Fairy Fanny Fart.
Dotty Cumdump - Dame
Princess Beauty’s nurse maid and best friend, aware of the curse and trying to keep Beauty safe.
King Beauty
Beauty’s father, a bit of a bumbling fool.
Queen Beauty
Beauty’s mother, wears the trouser in the castle.
Fiddles - Fool
Dotty’s silly son, has the hots for Beauty.
Fairy Fanny Flutter - Good Imortal
The good Fairy, not as powerful as her evil sister.
Fairy Fanny Fart - Bad Imortal
The evil Fairy, determined to wreak her revenge, bit of a personal hygiene problem too.
Scabies
Fanny Fart’s evil sidekick, bit stupid.
Narrator
Can be recorded v/o or off stage actor.

Scene Breakdown

Act 1

Scene 1
The Castle Ballroom

We go back in time to Princess Beauty’s christening, where an evil curse is laid upon her.
Scene 2
The Castle Courtyard

Back to the present, preparations are in full swing for Beauty’s twenty first birthday bash.
Scene 3
The Dogging Wood

Deep in the woods, the evil Fanny Fart, puts the wheels in motion to kill Princess Beauty.
Scene 4
The Road To The Castle

Prince Cunnilingus is on his way to the party, with rather a naff present, he bumps into Fanny Fart and Scabies along the way.
Scene 5
The Castle Courtyard

Beauty’s birthday party is spoiled by the curse, but can Dame Dotty Cumdump and Fiddles save the day.

Act 2

Scene 1
The Enchanted Forest

Dotty and Fiddles bring the sleeping Prince to find Fairy Fanny Flutter, will her magic be able to help?
Scene 2
The Dogging Woods

Our héros sneak into Fanny Fart lair, trying to steal her spell book.
Scene 3
The Castle Courtyard

With the Prince now awake and ready to try and wake Beauty a wall of thorns is put in their path.
Scene 4
The Castle Ballroom

The Prince wakes Beauty and we get our happily ever after.
Scene 5
The Castle Ballroom

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Scene 5
The Castle Ballroom

Walkdown – Finale