Mother F'n Goose!
Mother F’n Goose, a story of good verses evil, kindness verses greed, and a goose with Tourettes.
The nasty Demon Arsestretch is convinced he can corrupt even the kindest person in the village, but Fairy Smoothlips believes there is one who is too kind, too honest to succumb to the temptation of greed, a wager is made.
In the local village Mother Goose is struggling to make ends meet, her youngest son, Little Willy is fed up of shovelling goose shit all day, while he older brother just wants to bed… wed the Squire’s niece.
Will Mother Goose be able to resist the pull of untold riches, or will Demon Arsestretch win his bet.
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CAST AND CHARACTERS
Mother Goose - Dame
A lovely woman, everyone in the village is her friend.
Little Willy Goose - Fool
Mother Goose’s foolish son, always getting told off.
Billy Goose - Principal Boy
Mother Goose’s more sensible son, in love with the Squire’s niece.
Kate - Principal Girl
The Squire’s niece, in love with Billy.
Judy Lucy Goosey
A goose with Tourettes.
Fairy Smoothlips - Good Imortal
The good fairy, trying to keep everyone on the right path.
Demon Arsestretch - Bad Imortal
And evil demon, who really wants to claim his prize.
Squire
A bit of a bumbling fool.
Scene Breakdown
Act 1
Scene 1
The Village Square – Prologue
The Demon and Fairy start the show with a simple wager, the prize, Fairy Smoothlips ass.
Scene 2
The Village Square
Mother Goose is broke, she fears the worst when the Squire informs her there is a new bailiff in the village.
Scene 3
Mother Goose’s Cottage
A busy day collecting goose eggs for the market, but will it be a mistake to put them all in one basket.
Scene 4
The Village Square
Mother Goose is distraught, when the bailiff shows her a way out of her issues.
Act 2
Scene 1
Mother Goose’s Castle
Mother Goose has changed, all that money has gone to her head, and arse, and chest, poor Lucy is kept locked up.
Scene 2
The Village Square
The Fairy appears in disguise, will her potion return Mother Goose to old ways.
Scene 3
Mother Goose’s Castle
Mother Goose’s family stage an intervention, but will Lucy still lay golden eggs?
Scene 4
Mother Goose’s Castle
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Scene 5
Mother Goose’s Castle
Walkdown – Finale
